Catfight This Coming Saturday?

A DANCE-OFF!!!!!! The epic dance battle between St. Angie Jo and her arch rival Jenny Aniston might finally take place on Saturday night at the Night Before the Oscars party in Beverly Hills. That's what OK! Magazine says anyway. Jen is apparently ready for the face-off since she has an actual man to take to parties instead of an invisible one!

A source said, "She has always known that this moment would happen and she's never been more ready to see her nemesis, Angie, in the flesh. She's no longer alone — she has a hot man in her life — John Mayer — and she plans to bring him as her date to the party."

Okay, um, Jenny might get more respect if she brings her Brad Pitt Real Doll to the party instead of a used maxi-pad.

And the DJ of the Night Before the Oscars party better have 20 Fingers' "Boom! I Fucked Your Boyfriend" ready to go on the speakers, because when Jenny and St. Angie come sadface to cuntface, they are going to take off their shoes and get fucking down. Maddox and Zahara better stand by to tag in for Angie. And I guess Aniston's dog friends will tag in for her? They will all chant "Whoop that trick!" while Angie and Jenny bust a move.

Here's St. Angie going to hip-hop class in NYC to get ready for Saturday's big dance war. No, she's going to look at an apartment in Manhattan's Washington Heights. How many bitches from the neighborhood do you think she's going to adopt before she leaves?

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