Since You Got the Good Crackpipe for Christmas

Father: And since I've started smoking cigars in the basement, you can smoke pot down there without your mom knowing.
Daughter: Wait, seriously?
Father: Yeah, just don't tell your brother. He already thinks you're the favorite.

--26th & 10th

Overheard by: wish my dad was this chill

via Overheard in New York, Mar 2, 2009