For Shezzle?
Jappy yeshiva girl #1: So I really wanted those boots, but I couldn't find them online for less than $190, but then I found them for $110, so I just bought them and told my nana to just take $100 out of my allowance. But she was like, "no, it's okay."
Jappy yeshiva girl #2: That's so nice.
Jappy yeshiva girl #1: I know, and I was like, "but nana, you said the market was really bad right now!"
Jappy yeshiva girl #2: What does your nana do?
Jappy yeshiva girl #1: She embezzles.

--Starbucks, 29th & Park Ave

Overheard by: little barista in the big city
via Overheard in New York, Jun 19, 2009