Jail Wonky McValtrex Please!!!!!

Leave it to Paris Hilton to cause an international incident because she thinks everyone needs to see how "hot" she is in a bikini. Frankly, I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner. The Mirror reports:

TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF.
But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy twopiece.
Brilliant. Our source says: "Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules."

I'm pretty sure this is grounds for the CIA to dump Paris' body in a landfill before she becomes the direct cause of 9/11 Part 2: Keep the Wonk-eye at Home, Infidels! Should it already be too late, let me be the first to say, we totally had it coming. I'm serious, who the fuck signs a passport for Paris Hilton to travel to the Middle East and expects it to end well? We'd be better off sending the customary blankets with smallpox. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. That's all I'm sayin'.

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