So Now I'm Learning Seductive Phrases in Klingon
Teen girl #1: I think you should just jump him.
Teen girl #2: I tried. It's a complicated situation.
Teen girl #1: How's that?
Teen girl #2: Well, I told him that I was bored and home alone...
Teen girl #1: And?
Teen girl #2: And he told me he was busy watching Star Trek.

--Alice's Tea Cup
via Overheard in New York, Jun 1, 2009