Rupert Everett Trying To Stay Relevant Trashes MJ

.....you know some straight up undiluted fuckery is going to come pouring out (along with a little back-up nut soup). In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Rupert Everett doesn't hold his mouth hole back about everything from Fishsticks Paltrow to Obama to Michael Jackson. Let's see what Mr. Constipated Face had to say about the latter first....

"He was a freak. He looked like a character from Shrek. He was a black to white minstrel. He was crucified by that court case when he was accused of child molestation - that killed him. He personified the pain and anxiety of a black man in a slave country. We all watched as he changed from black to white. He was living performance art. I think it was fortuitous that he died. He was supposed to be doing 50 concerts in London. It wouldn't have mattered how good or bad he was. He wouldn't have managed to do all of them and the press would have destroyed him."

What I think Rupert is trying to say is that the world threw so many caca nuggets at Michael Jackson that it's better for him that he's moonwalking through the clouds above free of all the shit. Si? Rupert just has a way of sounding like his words are coming out of a colonic tube. I can relate. Now, let's see what he has to say about Obama....

"We're living in very strange times. We have Michael Jackson, a black man who has gone white, and we have President Barack Obama, who is a half-white man gone black. It's absolutely fascinating to watch."

And he lost me there! Let's see if he can get me back with his comparison of Fishsticks and Katie Price....

"If I had the choice of being on a desert island with Jordan or Gwyneth Paltrow, I would choose Jordan. With Jordan you get the truth. She's treated like a quasi-hooker, whereas Gwyneth is seen as the patron saint of good living. Which one has more integrity? I would much rather have Jordan any day."

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My Favorite Couple

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may have been the king and queen of last night’s Academy Awards, but it was Michelle and Barack Obama who stole the red carpet show (albeit at an entirely different event) as arrived to The White House for last night’s (February 22) dinner for governors.

The First Lady was unsurprisingly fashion forward in a sequined, strapless gown by Peter Soronen paired with a multi-strand necklace of pearls and crystals by Tom Binns.

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Amazing Pics Of Obama's Inauguration

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Inauguralk Day Fashion of the Obama Ladies

Ending months of speculation, First Lady Michelle Obama revealed her dress for the swearing-in ceremony -- a sparkly yellow day dress and coat -- and its designer: Isabel Toledo.

The International Herald Tribune reported that the designer did not know until this morning that the first lady would wear her lemongrass-yellow coat and matching dress she specially designed for her:

"We're all up here watching the T.V.," said the designer in a telephone interview from her New York studio.

Toledo, who has been making clothes in New York for 25 years, said the coat and dress were made of Swiss wool lace, backed with netting for warmth and lined in French silk.

"I wanted to pick a very optimistic color, that had sunshine," she said. "I wanted her to feel charmed, and in that way would charm everybody."

For her shoes, however, Mrs. Obama stuck with safe, green patent-leather Jimmy Choo heels.

It was not the first time Michelle Obama opted for the 47-year-old Toledo, an avant-garde designer born in Cuba and little known outside the rarefied world of fashion. Last June, Obama appeared at a Calvin Klein fundraiser in Manhattan in a black tunic and palazzo pants Toledo had designed. Obama bought the outfit at Ikram, a Chicago outlet for Toledo's clothing line.

For her daughters on Tuesday, Mrs. Obama picked colorful choices that were more in tune with the deep blues and crimsons that she’s become known for. Malia, 10, looked elegant in a deep-blue belted J.Crew coat while 7-year-old Sasha popped on the camera in a pink coat, also by J.Crew, paired with an orange scarf and gloves.

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"First of all, how good-looking is my wife?" asked President Barack Obama at the first of 10 official inaugural balls, as Michelle Obama revealed her second blockbuster outfit of the day: a white chiffon one-shoulder gown by Jason Wu.

The dress, with a strap across one shoulder, ruched bodice, fluffy appliqués and sparkling beading, will (as tradition dictates) be donated to the Smithsonian.

The fashion industry has anxiously looked to the election of President Obama for months, embracing his wife as an emblem and ambassador of modern style, who wears clothes from young designers as well as mainstream American retailers.

Wu, who has only shown a collection since 2006, and Toledo, who had a short stint at Anne Klein but is considered relatively avant-garde, are exactly the kinds of designer Obama gravitates toward.

"There is nothing that comes close to this moment," Toledo said, speaking in New York. "It's not just my moment and hers, but it's the world's...It's not only what she's wearing. It's what the moment represents."

Toledo said she chose the lemongrass color for the optimism it represents.

"I didn't want a traditional blue or red," she said. "That color has sunshine in it. I fell in love with it. So did she."

That unusual shade of yellow "really popped" on Michelle Obama's complexion, said fashion designer Kai Milla, wife of Stevie Wonder and an invited guest to the swearing-in ceremony.

"What I recognized more than anything from our new first lady and Hillary (Clinton) and everyone else is that everyone was fresh," she said.

The overall day-look was largely a hit.

"She's off to an auspicious start," said Hamish Bowles, Vogue magazine's European editor-at-large who curated the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute exhibit on Jackie Kennedy in 2001.

"Mrs. Obama's choice today was appropriate, dignified and elegant, but it also had a considerable element of fashion panache," he added. "She's finding great American talent."

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First Children Off To School

Sasha and Malia Obama started their first day of school at Sidwell Friends School in Washington D.C. today.

Mom Michelle took the girls in a Secret Service motorcade with multiple SUVs and a police escort. Daddy Barack stayed back, tending to Presidential-Elect duties.

Tuition fees at Sidwell Friends — the same Quaker academy where Chelsea Clinton studied — are said to be nearly $30 000 for each girl.

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Barack Obama On Vacation

As the days count down until he’s officially inaugurated as President of the United States of America, Barack Obama is making sure he squeezes in all of the R&R he can!

The President-Elect spent most of Monday afternoon on the links at Mid-Pacific Country Club, about a 10-minute drive from his vacation rental in Kailua, Hawaii.

There he was joined by close friends for a round that lasted about five hours before they called it a day after getting through a little more than a dozen holes.

Before leaving, Barack took a few minutes to shake hands and meet some of those who gathered around the putting green near the country club’s parking lot.

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Obama's Grandmother Died... Sadness

Sen. Barack Obama's grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, has died following a bout with cancer, Obama and his sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, said Monday.

Barack Obama and his grandmother Madelyn Dunham are seen together in this photo from 1979.

At a rally in Charlotte, North Carolina, Monday night, the Illinois senator said "she has gone home and she died peacefully in her sleep with my sister at her side."

"I'm not going to talk about it long because it's hard to talk about," he added.

Obama remembered her as "one of those quiet heroes we have across America, who aren't famous ... but each and every day they work hard. They look after their families. They look after their children and their grandchildren."

In a statement released Monday afternoon, Obama and his sister said that Dunham was "the cornerstone of our family, and a woman of extraordinary accomplishment, strength, and humility."

"She was the person who encouraged and allowed us to take chances. She was proud of her grandchildren and great-grandchildren and left this world with the knowledge that her impact on all of us was meaningful and enduring. Our debt to her is beyond measure."

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How To Really Sink Our Economy? Simple. Vote Republican!!!!

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has stepped onto the national stage this evening at night three of the Republican National Convention in St. Paul.

At the start of her address, Palin told delegates that she was “honoured to be their vice presidential nominee.”

She later hit hard on Democratic presidential hopeful, Barack Obama:


“When the cloud of rhetoric has passed when the roar of the crowd fades away, when the stadium lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot — what exactly is our opponent’s plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish, after he’s done turning back the waters and healing the planet? The answer is to make government bigger and take more of your money and give you more orders from Washington and to reduce the strength of America in a dangerous world.”

The highlight of the speech came when Palin departed from her script, saying of herself and other “hockey moms” that “you know the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom? Lipstick.”

Our thoughts on the speech? Did she git-r-done? Or were you too busy watching the season premiere of America’s Next Top Model?

UPDATE: Oh snap — Obama’s campaign has already issued a response to Gov. Palin’s speech.


“The speech that Gov. Palin was well delivered, but it was written by George Bush’s speechwriter and sounds exactly like the same divisive, partisan attacks we’ve heard from George Bush for the last eight years. If Gov. Palin and John McCain want to define ‘change’ as voting with George Bush 90% of the time, that’s their choice, but we don’t think the American people are ready to take a 10% chance on change.”

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Rev Jesse Jackson Wants Obama's Nuts

I'm sure you've seen this shit, but let's watch it together again as a family. Last night, Bill O'Reilly (sucio) showed footage of Rev. Jesse Jackson talking shit about Barack Obama during a break. Jesse Jackson has been on TV at least a million times, but for some reason Squid Brains thought the mics were turned off.

I don't like politics, but I do like it when pepaws threaten to cut someone's nuts off. I love how he's whispering like no one can hear his ass. Hahaha! That's what he gets for going on Fox News. I also love the face and gesture he makes when threatening to cut off Obama's nuts. He means business.

Jesse has already apologized and Obama has already accepted his apology. Jesse better have apologized to Obama's nuts too. That wasn't nice.

And you know the bitches at Fox News and Bill O'Reilly circle jerked to this video over and over again.

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It's Obama

Barack Obama has officially clinched the Democratic presidential nomination.

The freshman Illinois senator now faces Republican Sen. John McCain in the race to become the 44th U.S. president.

In a statement prepared for delivery at a rally in St. Paul today, Barack said: “Tonight we mark the end of one historic journey with the beginning of another — a journey that will bring a new and better day to America. Tonight I can stand before you and say that I will be the Democratic nominee for president of the United States.”

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton praised her rival warmly in an appearance before supporters in New York.

While she failed to offer a concession of any sort, she said she would spend the next few days determining “how to move forward with the best interests of our country and our party guiding my way.”

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