Lindsay Makes A Guy Happy

Has Lindsay Lohan officially trumped Kristen Davis when it comes to this week is celebrity sex scandals?

We just got our hands on a blurry cell phone pic of a blonde Lindsay ALLEGEDLY doing her suck sizzle on ex Callum Best.

CLICK HERE to check out the uncencorsed XXX version. The shot is from their reported “sex tape” which turned out to be nothing more than a BJ caught on cam.

LiLo dated the British lothario at the peak of her troubles with drugs and alcohol so this should come as no surprise. Now stay tuned for a swift denial courtesy of her publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik. Though we doubt it’ll help much. It certainly didn’t do much for Kristen!!

Faded Youth

It's Calum Best Fault Why Lindsay Is In Rehab Again

Here's what The Sun is reporting:

Lust-crazed Calum Best — secretly captured on film romping with TWO hookers at a hotel — said: “I’ve been stupid. I regret all of it.

“Whether it’s drink, drugs or women there comes a time when you think, ‘I shouldn’t be doing that.’” The TV Love Island hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours.

Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he:

SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.

LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn.

SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line” as drugs were laid out.

Last night part-time model Best, 26, said: “I am a young man and I like to indulge but look where it has got me — I feel ashamed.” In a reference to his playboy father who died an alcoholic, he added: “Maybe it’s genetic.”

What a Prince Charming!!!!!!

Lindsay Is Great In Bed

So this douchebag Lindsay Lohan is sleeping with, Calum Best, is a real gentleman. Apparently he's been telling his friends the details of their relationship.

According to The People, Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: “He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”

The source went on to say: “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.

“Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

Why would he do that? It only proves what a total douchebag he really is.

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