Britney A Mess As Expected

Britney Spears has been partying nonstop since she kicked hubby Kevin Federline to the curb last month. But it seems that the mother-of-two might have to slow down a bit, for she’s having a little problem holding onto her drinks.

Alcohol had a Toxic effect on Brit at the popular Hollywood club Les Deux, for after downing drinks till about 2 AM, she puked all over the place!

A source revealed that the former Princess of Pop also made such a mess that no one wanted to clean it up.

"It was a mess, and no one cleaned it up," the New York Daily News quoted the source, as saying.

According to Star magazine, the singer’s handlers then "ordered some pasta" because "they didn't want her getting alcohol poisoning."

So why is she a mess? I have a some theories on this:

01) She still loves K-Fed and by making her look white trashier, people might take pity of K-Fed and buy his album.

02) They will eventually get back together again and this time people will now agree that they are made for each other... white trash to white trash equals love.

03) So that when K-Fed goes to court and wins, she will have a reason to go back to him and people will not question why...

What do you think?

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