John McCain Hates Madonna

Political tortoise John McCain has stopped munching his lettuce for a second, blinked those rheumy old eyes and begun to moan in his reedy, thin voice at Madonna.

The arthritic Queen of Pop has used McCain's image in the video backdrop to her tour show, where his face appears alongside that of Hitler and Robert Mugabe. Conversely, the image of Barack Obama, McCain's opponent for the White House has his face appearing alongside that of John Lennon and Gandhi. No idea what Madonna is getting at there – it's all far too subtle for me.

McCain raised his stick and issued a statement which incredibly failed to begin with the words 'Back in my day…'


"The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time. It clearly shows that when it comes to supporting Barack Obama, his fellow worldwide celebrities refuse to consider any smear or attack off limits."

HolyMoly