Frankly, That Could Have Been What He Said
Train conductor: (mumbling)
British suit: So you understood what he just said?
New Yorker: Of course.
British suit: Well, what did he say?
New Yorker: He said, "Shut the fuck up, you fucking foreigner, you're on a train and you'll be home soon."

--1 Train

Overheard by: KeivonK
via Overheard in New York, Sep 18, 2008