Words Of Wisdom From Jane Krakowski

Remember her? She was the slutty secretary on Ally McBeal. Anyways, she give men some advise about women in Espquire's "10 Things You Don't Know About Women" column:

1. When you break up with us, that means it’s over, and we will only sleep with you two or three more times.

2. When you’re talking dirty to us, call us a whore and not a prostitute.

3. Straight men should take a thirteen-week course from a gay man to fully appreciate what’s fabulous about women.

4. Though we’re happiest in the company of gay men, we’re embarrassed when we marry one.

5. No, we didn’t see last week’s Battlestar Galactica.

6. We find dark-colored sheets creepy. And they don’t conceal stains.

7. You shouldn’t pass up a three-way because you “love us too much.”

8. When a hot woman walks by and we ask if she’s your type, refrain from saying things like “Nah, I like a woman with a little meat on her bones” as you give us a squeeze.

9. You look way sexier when you come home all unkempt from Survivor than you do all cleaned up at the reunion show.

10. It’s sexy when you cook for us. Unless you’re wearing an apron. Then it’s just weird.

Xanadu On Broadway

The camp movie Xanadu will be remade as a musical and open at Broadway's Helen Hayes Theatre in May 2007, reports Variety.

Out playwright Douglas Carter Beane—currently enjoying Broadway success with his Hollywood satire The Little Dog Laughed—wrote the musical's book. If early reports are true, stage vet Jane Krakowski will portray Olivia Newton-John's Xanadu character, Kira, a Greek muse who helps a down-on-his-luck artist open a roller disco. Openly gay actor Cheyenne Jackson—who played Mark Bingham in this year's United 93—is a likely candidate for Sonny, the unlucky artist. It's also reported that Ben Vereen, who was part of an August 3 Xanadu reading, could take on Danny, Gene Kelly's character in the film.

Originally intended to open off-Broadway, Xanadu is being produced for the Great White Way by Rob Ahrens and Dan Vickery.

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