Jordan Talks About Big Breast

Ever since she had some of the marzipan siphoned off her novelty breasts last year, it seems as though Jordan can't open her mouth without banging on about the merits of having a smaller chest.

Fewer trips to the chiropractor and less chance of popping one of those bad boys and getting sugary goo all over you legs, for a start.

She had her joke tits reduced from 32G to 32D, so she's hardly Katie Flat Chest now.

"My boobs were nine years old," she said. "My implants had dropped and I wanted to go smaller."

Such lovely imagery.

"I've been there with big boobs. They are out of fashion."

In fashion in a circus freak way she must mean. Wasn't that Victorian times? And when asked if she was addicted to surgery, she said:

"Some people take it to extremes. Mine are subtle changes. There will always be people out there who say I have got a problem, but I would rather have a designer body than a designer outfit. Luckily, I can afford both. But I don't believe in having surgery to look like anybody else."

I was about to say it's not as if anyone would want to look like her, but then the penny dropped...

Jodie Marsh.

Holy Moly

Damn Girl....What Big Hooters You Have

In 2003 Jodie Marsh's natural cleavage was a badge of honour in her ongoing feud with nemesis and plastic surgery aficionado Jordan.

But five years on, it's abundantly clear the glamour model has had a change of heart.

The 29-year-old showed off her new set of 32GGs at the launch of Orchid bar in central London last night.

Jodie, famous for her minuscule outfits, stayed true to form in a black skimpy fringed bra and low riding jeans for the occasion.

At one point her heaving bust line proved too much, spilling over her tiny lingerie as she piled into a cab at night's end.

And after posing without make-up earlier this week for a Refuge charity campaign for victims of domestic violence, Jodie's self-described "drag queen" paint was back as thick as ever.

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