Bitch Is Scared Of Madonna

Ass-Roidy's former and current fuck time friend almost crossed paths this weekend at the Polo Classic (aka The Hot Ginge Appreciation Party), but one of them made sure that didn't happen. Kate Hudson, who is currently whispering sweet nothings into A-Roid's dick hole, did whatever she could to stay away from the EVIL VADGE!

When Kate first arrived, she sat in the front of the VIP section, but she quickly shuttled her ass to the back after she heard Madonna and children (that includes you, Baby Jesus) had just arrived. One guest told Gatecrasher, “Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna. She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match. I didn’t even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna’s ex, I’d be scared, too!”

Another guest said that Vadge didn't even lay one queef over the presence of Kate Hudson and her stuffed jelly donut face. The other guest said, “Madonna literally didn’t care. She showed up with no makeup, a dowdy denim outfit and her hair pulled up in a ponytail. She doesn’t need to compete with Kate, because she will always be Queen Bee.”
Queen Bee? Ick. Nast. Regina George, she ain't!

I hope that while Kate Hudson was hiding out in the back, she found some fucking dignity. I mean, hiding from Vadge and taking a dildo to A-Roid's ass in the same week?! Although, it's a good thing she doesn't have any balls, because if she did, Vadge would've sniffed 'em out and swallowed them whole anyway.

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Owen Wilson Is A Masochist!!!!

Hollywood's on-again, off-again couple – Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson – are on yet again.

"They're back together," a source tells PEOPLE of the pair, who spent all of Sunday together at Wilson's Malibu home. Also there: Hudson's 5-year-old son Ryder.

Hudson, 29, and Wilson, 40, were most recently linked in Feb. 2008, where they appeared cozy at the Academy Awards last year. The two continued to hang out for several months – even celebrating Hudson's birthday in Miami – before breaking up again in May 2008.

"It was a pretty bad breakup," a friend of Wilson's told PEOPLE at the time. "Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him."

The two began dating originally in Sept. 2006, after filming You, Me and Dupree together. They later split in June 2007, but remained "friends" at the time, a source told PEOPLE.

People

Kate Hudson Is A HO!!!!

Was Kate Hudson really hitting on Alex Rodriguez in Miami during the Victoria’s Secret fashion show after-party?

Though the two seemed flirty the night before at a party for the relaunched Fontainebleau Hotel, the actress couldn’t seem to get a rise out of the third baseman at the hotel’s rocking LIV nightclub Saturday. Looking fab in a little yellow dress, she called his name and danced in front of him. But when he didn’t respond, Hudson walked away.

So what stopped Kate from invading someone else’s turf? Madonna’s BFFs Ingrid Casares and Gwyneth Paltrow were reportedly sent there to keep a watchful eye.

A defeated A-Rod and Co. had to settle for a few drinks followed by a sushi run at Blade. The only tail they had was one that was covered in seaweed and rice.

Faded Youth

Kate Hudson And Owen Wilson Reunited ?????

Owen Wilson needs a new cell phone number!

Since Kate Hudson split from Lance Armstrong, she's been speed-dialing Owen, her boyfriend before Lance. And sources tell Star the Marley & Me actor is taking her calls!

"He was frosty at first," says one insider. "He felt betrayed when she dumped him for his friend Lance. But after a while, he caved in and has been sweet to her."

Friends worry that Owen, who tried to commit suicide in 2007 after splitting from Kate the first time, will once again fall under the single mom's spell.

Adds a source, "It's not fair to Owen, because he really cares for her and ends up getting hurt."

StarMagazine

Kate Hudson Is "Too Needy"

Me think that Lance Amrstrong is a jerk to say this......

Lance Armstrong's recent split from actress Kate Hudson was caused because she was "just too needy," an associate at Armstrong's LiveStrong foundation told the Chicago Sun-Times.

The cycling champion, 36, felt the '"Fool's Gold" actress, 28, came on "too strong, too fast," said the source. He sensed "Kate was way too desperate, a woman who clearly can't be on her own without a man in her life at all times.''

Armstrong also allegedly thought Hudson was escalating the relationship into something more serious than he wanted, turning dates into family outings with her son Ryder, 4, from her marriage to musician Chris Robinson.

The source also tells the newspaper that Armstrong's relationship with singer Sheryl Crow, which lasted for three years, was successful because ''Sheryl's one very independent woman. Lance liked that."

FoxNews

Like It Was Going To Last Anyways

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong called it quits this weekend after a three-month romance that went public when they were spotted in Austin, Texas in mid-May, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports.

"There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things," a source close to the couple tells Us. "There is no hatred, just sadness."

The pair quickly became inseparable with sightings of them in Austin, New York and Los Angeles – though both dodged questions about their relationship.

In the short time they were together, the 29-year-old actress was seen with the 36-year-old cyclist at many of his races and events, including his three-day Lance Armstrong Livestrong Summit in Columbus, Ohio this past weekend.

It was at the conference that Hudson and Armstrong decided to go their separate ways, a source tells Us.

Each had introduced the other to family. Hudson's mom Goldie Hawn gave what seemed to be her approval at a July 1 lunch at The Ivy at the Shore. Also, Hudson's four-year-old son Ryder went to a Father's Day brunch with Armstrong — and dad Chris Robinson – in June.

A rep for Armstrong had no comment while a rep for Hudson could not be reached.

US Magazine

Kate Is Not Engaged

Actress KATE HUDSON has denied rumours she is engaged to OWEN WILSON.

Hudson, 29, was spotted sporting a diamond ring on her wedding finger on Thursday (08May08), fuelling speculation the on-off couple is taking their relationship to the next level.

The pair met on the set of 2006 movie You, Me & Dupree and were romantically linked later that year (06) after Hudson split from her husband of six years, rocker Chris Robinson.

The couple parted ways in June 2007, just two months before Wilson’s alleged suicide attempt.

And in recent months the stars have seemingly rekindled their love, spending Easter together in March (08) in Miami, Florida.

But a spokesperson for Hudson has refuted claims the star is engaged, telling UsMagazine.com, "She’s definitely not engaged. She’s shooting a movie called Bride Wars, which explains the ring."

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Kate Hudson Is Bad For Owen

So apparently the Wilson's clan is making sure that Owen recuperates without any contact from his ex, Kate Hudson...... say what?????

NYDN reports that a source close to the actress says her attempts to send regards have been rebuffed by Wilson's camp.

"Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the family doesn't want her anywhere near him," says a pal. "She is very frustrated."

Interesting......very interesting..... so interesting.....okay moving on....

Kate Hudson Is A Bitch?

Kate Hudson’s split from Owen Wilson has reportedly caused the actress to lash out at those close to her.

A source close to Kate told the New York Daily News: “Since Owen kicked her to the curb, she has turned into a tyrant to everybody in sight.”

The source added that Kate had backed out of her offer to buy estranged husband Chris Robinson a home in Malibu as part of their divorce settlement and she’s started squabbling more with him over the custody of their son, Ryder, who turned three yesterday.

“She’s filming in Australia and she told Chris if he wanted to be with Ryder on his birthday, he had to go down there,” but Chris is “kind of broke.”

“They’re ironing out their divorce right now, and there will be a line in it about Chris having ’suitable housing’ for when Ryder comes to stay, but she’s not going to buy him the Malibu dream house anymore.”

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