Gaycrest On Being Snubbed By The Holy Couple

On his KIIS-FM radio show Monday, Ryan Seacrest spoke out about Angelina Jolie dissing him on the red carpet at Sunday's Golden Globe Awards.

Seacrest had gotten up next to the actress and beau Brad Pitt, hoping to score an interview on E!'s pre-show. "Hi, guys. Brad? Angelina?" he said, but they ignored his advance and brushed by him.

Seacrest's take on the incident?

"I don't think Angelina thinks I'm that important," he said on his show Monday. "I don't think I'm top of mind for Brad and Angelina. I honestly don't believe they'd know who I was if I walked over there."

When guest Perez Hilton told Seacrest that that's impossible, as he hosts the No. 1 show American Idol, the TV personality shot back: "Yeah...but they live in France!"

Jolie and Pitt did stop for NBC's Billy Bush, but Seacrest said, "there's an NBC deal there. NBC hosted the Globes, and they have a deal to talk to the people who come to the Globes.

"Here's what I realized when I went down there," Seacrest went on. "I realized quickly that it's against the rules to walk down onto the carpet from the platform.

"Then we went back down there and caught up with Tom Cruise, who I think is a terrific guy. I think he's really cool," he said. "By the way, have you seen his skin tone up close lately? You should!"

Seacrest clashed with Jolie before: At the 2006 Golden Globes, he asked her what she fed her children that day and she icily replied " Cereal — we made cereal."

He later called her "cold" for being so unresponsive.

Turns out, Jolie's mother, Marcheline Bertrand, was on her death bed at the time.

US Weekly

Gaycrest Snubbed By The Holy Couple

Even though Ryan Seacrest hosts "American Idol" -- the biggest show on TV -- he couldn't score an interview with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on E!'s LIVE Golden Globes red carpet broadcast.

After he finished asking Beyoncé a few snooze-worthy questions, Seacrest ran off in a desperate attempt to grab a minute with Hollywood's hottest couple, who dared to turn their backs on the hardest working man in show business. Can you say diss? Seconds later, the dynamic duo added insult to injury by granting a last-minute interview to Ryan's red carpet competitor, "Access Hollywood's" Billy Bush. Ouch!

Seacrest laughed off the incident and noted that Brangelina ignored him on E!'s red carpet telecast because they were "very busy trying to get in" to the awards show. Yeah, right.

Better luck at the Oscars!

TV Yahoo

Ryan Gaycrest Is Generous

Did you know Ryan Seacrest gave away his American Idol paycheck from this week to show he cares about charity? Yes, no one heard about it, so Ryan arranged for a "source" to leak it to People (who else) and the "source" even had an official sounding statement.

“When he and Simon went to Africa last year and saw the children, it was really life-altering for him,” says the source. “He just knew he had to do his part and be willing to put his money where his mouth is.”

Oh, and he also wanted you to know that he was doing it. Just couldn't go quietly into that good night. Hey, and Ryan if you are so concerned about charity, why are you just giving one weekly check from your second lowest paying job? Give away something more and this time don't let us know about it. Just do it for selfless reasons, and not for attention.

Oh, and get the whore to give away her Bentley while you are at it. She bought it with the money your production company is paying her, so why not tell her to sell it, and donate the money to a worthy cause. She can go out and get one of those Toyota Prius' you are always yammering about on the radio. Or, honestly a little walking would do her good. Have you seen her ass lately?

CDAN

Ryan Seacrest Is Heart-Broken

David Archuleta has a Girlfriend!!!!!

I canj ust hear millions of girls crying their hearts out when this was revealed recently on American Idol.....LOL.... but I think Ryan Gaycrest was really disappointed when he found this out....

Rickey

Photoshop Award Goes To......

What the hell is going on with Details Magazine???? A couple of months ago they had a douche bag as their cover now it's a woman??? Kidding!!!!!

I have to say that they did major photoshopping on his face, huh????

Metrosexual Or Just Plain Homosexual?

Starpulsecame up with 10 allegedly metrosexual celebs..... some I would yes and some I just think they're just plain gay acting straight.... so anyways, here's the list:

Zac Efron: Quick - name a movie where Zac Efron doesn’t play a pretty boy who sings to the girl of his affection. Bet you couldn’t think of one. Oh, and have you seen that hair? A normal man can’t do that with his hair. I’ve tried, for hours. Are they Kidding?????

Ryan Seacrest: He has to bleach his teeth at least once a day. Though I suppose when your talent is hosting things, the prettier you look, the easier it is to distract the audience from the real talent. Does he still frost his hair? Are they Kidding?????


Jake Gyllenhaal: He was manlier in Brokeback Mountain than he is in real life. Gyllenhaal has that brooding theater guy look who you know ignored the girls in high school to learn lines for the spring drama production. Now he’s all grown up and became the man theater guys aspire to become - talented, deep, and good looking. You don’t think that persona comes naturally. It takes years of practice and hours of work each morning. Trust me. Are they Kidding?????

Ashton Kutcher: Have you seen the commercial for the new ABC show he’s producing? He’s basically strutting down a hallway like a model on the runway. Kutcher is all about the hair, which is probably how he landed Demi Moore. Say what you will about the masculinity of a metro guy, he landed the queen of all cougars!

Orlando Bloom: He hit it big playing an elven archer and from then on showed the world just how conditioned curly brown locks could be. To this day there are fights about who is prettier in the “Pirates” movies, Bloom or Johnny Depp. I’m actually thinking of writing my doctoral thesis on this debate.

Hugh Jackman: The odd thing about Jackman is that he is known for playing Wolverine, a beer swilling man’s man who would stab any man who looked at him sideways. Then you see him in interviews or in his role as Peter Allen in “Boy from Oz” on Broadway. Sorry Hugh, you’re not fooling anyone, we know you spend your grooming time singing, and singing really well for that matter.

Ryan Reynolds: From a pretty boy on Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place to Van Wilder to Hannibal King in Blade, Ryan Reynolds just can’t escape his naturally soft and feminine look. Maybe it’s that sweet funny guy attitude, or the fact that his hair is permanently in that messy-spiky style. Or the fact that even buffed up with facial hair Ryan Reynolds never looks like he worked a day in his life.

Brad Pitt: When he isn’t adopting kids with his life partner, Pitt makes a living having impossibly rock-hard abs and a chiseled face for a man of his years (He’s 45!). Oh, and did you see him in Fight Club? Suddenly underground fighting became a spectator sport for a whole different set of reasons.

Johnny Depp: Whenever you see him on the red carpet, Depp seems to be a hybrid of the metrosexual and the homeless man. He’s trying to hide his pretty boy nature with weird facial hair, but you know he spends at least two hours on it each morning. And for that Johnny, you’ll always be a beacon of the metro lifestyle. Oh, and Jack Sparrow, enough said.

David Beckham: How does he even have time to be a soccer star when he spends most of his day trying to look prettier than Posh Spice? He is pretty much the quintessential metro guy, and most women and a bunch of men aren’t complaining about that. Yes... my David is the ultimate metrosexual!!!!

Gary Busey Attacks

So you heard about how Gary Busey pretty much crashed an interview done by Ryan Gaycrest with Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney....

Boy did Jennifer look pissed.

Ryan Seacrest Is Gay?

Well apparently so.... not that it's a surprise. Like whatever.

I'm not sure I like the idea of people outing celebrities. That's their personal life and if they're not ready to leave the closet then who are we to force them to, well except those who constantly denies it then it's open season.....like Tommy Boy and Johnny Boy.....LOL....

No seriously, like I like Jodie Foster not because she's a lesbian but because she's a good actress or the fact that I like Angelina Jolie because she's gorgeous and hot and not because she's straight.

Anyways, someone decided to out Ryan Seacrest from Jonathan Jaxson....

As the new American Idol season is about to begin again, I decided to investigate further whether host Ryan Seacrest has been with men or not.

Here is my explosive interview with someone who taught Ryan a LOT of what he knows now:

JJ: I know, but can you confirm to me that Ryan Seacrest has been with other men?

Friend: Didn't he kiss you a while back???

JJ: (Laughs) That was only a made up tabloid rumor when I was auditioning for American Idol years ago. :P


Friend: Well, is it really a secret that Seacrest has been with men before? At least in Hollywood?

JJ: NO! I know that along with many others...But you worked with him in his starting days back in Atlanta when he was less famous and could have been more open. So tell me if he is gay or not!!! (Laughs)

Friend: Ryan had sex with a couple people here in Atlanta that I know. I have seen Ryan kiss other men. That is all I will say!

JJ: Isn't that enough? (Laughs)

Hollywood's Newest Couple

Love is in the air as these two sweethearts were caught enjoying each others company in Miami last Tuesday.




Just Jared

A-List At Eva Longoria's Wedding

So okay, Eva Longoria got married over the weekend and before we hit up OK! Magazine's article, let go first with the wedding cost, supposedly.

Rumored was that the wedding cake cost $30,000. The reception held at Chateaude Vaux-le-Vicomte was around $50,000 for 5 hours only and can most more should and if the wedded couple decides to stay longer.... but, no worries, OK!Magazine is paying $2 million for exclusive wedding and honeymoon pics, excluding the sex video they will be making during their honeymoon hight..... KIDDING!!!!

So anyways, the OK!Magazine article about the wedding was typical like "ow wow, it was like a fairy tale...yada yada yada..." BUT, there were a couple of things I found really really hilarious:

"The wedding was very emotional," Ryan Seacrest tells OK! exclusively at the reception. "It makes you think... Right now I'm looking at this Chateau and thinking how small my house is by comparison!"

Oh Ryan.... you are such a size queen....

And the best part with the article is this:

Around an hour later, A-list guests like Mario Lopez and Ryan Seacrest rode off to the cathedral in dark red coaches while throngs of fans and well-wishers cheered. "It's like a royal wedding!" one wedding guest tells OK!.

Ryan Seacrest and Mario Lopez are A-LIST???????? Since when? What planet????? Oh dear!!!!!! LOL!!!!! Well, they have to sell magazine, right?

TMZ
OK! Magazine

Sexy Simon Hearts Racy Ryan

I knew it was going to be a matter of time before someone would come up with this.... LOL!!!

The American Idol Lovers Are At It Again

Last night on "American Idol" Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest had a little tiff that went down like this:

Seacrest: "We have a question from Georgia. What do you consider the hardest part of this contest?"

Melinda Doolittle: "Wow. I would have to say the high heels and these dresses. I like my tennis shoes and my sweat pants. I'm sorry."

Seacrest: "Simon, any advice on the high heels?"

Cowell: "You should know, Ryan."

Seacrest: "Stay out of my closet, Simon."

Cowell: "Well, come out."

Seacrest: "This is about the top twelve. Okay? Not your wishes...We're friends."

Can these two get a room already ???? Such sexual tension!!!!!

Source

A Lover's Quarrel On "American Idol"?

NEW YORK (AP) - If we learned anything from Tuesday's installment of "American Idol," it's that Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell still get on each other's nerves. A lot.

Seacrest went off on Cowell on the Fox network's singing competition after the acerbic judge called him "sweetheart."

"Don't call me sweetheart. ... We don't have that kind of relationship," Seacrest said. "I don't want that kind of relationship."

"I don't want that kind of relationship," repeated Cowell, to which Seacrest replied: "Exactly. We'll just work together, that's fine with me."



Later in the two-hour broadcast, Seacrest continued to needle Cowell, who was harshly grading the 12 male singers vying to win the "Idol" title and a record contract.

"Why are you being so negative tonight? I mean, you've been very, very negative," Seacrest said.

"I'm not being negative," Cowell replied. "Unlike you, I actually respect the audience at home and I don't - and I don't believe in lying to them."

That didn't appear to go over well with Seacrest, who closed the sing-off by thanking Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and the band - but not Cowell.

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So.... who's the top and who's the bottom? Both are vers probably...

Ryan Seacrest Bitches About Hotness

E!’s resident red carpet monkey Ryan Seacrest is not pleased with Angelina Jolie giving him the brush-off when he tried to interview her at the Golden Globe Awards Monday night. Seacrest, who was covering the event as part of E!’s pre-show, went off on Jolie on his KIIS-FM radio show in L.A. on Wednesday morning.

“I asked her four questions and she didn’t even answer me,” he complained. “I literally stood there and tried to ask a couple of questions. At one point I just kind of let the E! microphone sit in front of her for a second to see if she was going to acknowledge it, and she clearly wanted nothing to do with me or my question or my answer or any of it.”

Seacrest was more forgiving of Jolie’s other half, Brad Pitt, who was standing next to her during the interview and did most of the talking. “Brad was fantastic.”

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Oh Ryan you stupid gay bitch.... Of course she'll ignore you.... that night was not about her or about them... it was all about Brad and she just wants to support her man thus she did what a respectable classy person would do.... take the backseat. Brad did the same thing awhile back with Angie.... And of course you would think Brad is fantastic. Any gay guys will!!!!!