Eva Longoria Hates The Social Climber Gold Digger Too

Sir Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills was all set to appear in hit U.S. TV show Desperate Housewives - until actress Eva Longoria Parker demanded she be dropped from the cast.

The former glamour model's ex-publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, insists that Mills is "desperate" to make a name for herself in Hollywood and advised her to secure her a role on a high profile TV series.

And Elyzabeth reveals that Mills was close to appearing in Desperate Housewives, until Longoria Parker objected to the decision.

Elyzabeth says, "Heather was desperate to live in America. She wanted to be accepted by Hollywood in any way. I tried to get her on Desperate Housewives in a little cameo.

"The producer was keen. I reckon they saw the chance to get some headlines for the show. But when the stars discussed it, Eva Longoria was totally against it. She demanded Heather be dropped from consideration."

And Elyzabeth insists that Desperate Housewives wasn't the only show she tried to get Mills onto.

She adds, "I even had discussion with the bosses of Ugly Betty, but they gave me a flat no. (*THANK GOD!*) The major TV shows over there just didn't think Heather fitted in anywhere."

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Eva LongWHORIA Might Be Pregnant

"Desperate Housewives" creator Marc Cherry has already admitted that Eva LongWHORIA is trying to have a baby. Let's face the cold, hard truth - Eva is knocked up. She already looks like she's buying her clothes from KMart's maternity section. It's obvious. Although, it looks like she's carrying her new baby in her chin and not in her belly. Great, now her fetus gets a front row seat to all her yammering.

I can't take all these babies! It's too much. Tonight I'm going to have nightmares about millions of babies crawling all over me, sticking their fingers up my nose, barfing in my ear and biting at my hair. BABIES!!!! They're making me crazy and I don't even have one!

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Eva Longoria Wants Babies

Eva Longoria is "desperately trying to get pregnant", says 'Desperate Housewives' creator Marc Cherry.

The actress - who plays Gabrielle Solis in the hit US TV show - is said to be determined to start a family with her basketball player husband Tony Parker.

Marc told Us Weekly magazine: "Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with Tony. After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call!"

The new 'Desperate Housewives' series is giving Eva the opportunity to practice her mothering skills.

Set five years in the future, Eva's character is now a mother of two.

Marc added: "Gaby is having a very tough time being the mother of two overweight, hyperactive children. But Eva is having a marvellous time playing her!"

Eva previously revealed Marc had banned all pregnancies on the set after her co-star Marcia Cross conceived twins and the pregnancy had to be written in the script.

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Eva Longoria Is With A "Money Maker"???

Rumors have been going around the internets that Eva LongWHORIA is carrying a living thing in her body. We call it a baby, she calls it a money maker! If she was pregnant, you know she called her manager the minute she found out to start working on deals immediately. She's trying to get her first ultrasound photos on the cover of People magazine. She's probably negotiating the sale of her placenta to some crazy Russian billionaire.

Eva kept the rumors going while shopping with her husband and Robert Verdi in NYC today. Loose fitting dress? CHECK! Hand on bump? CHECK! Annoying gay in two? CHECK! The last one has nothing to do with her possibly being knocked up, but I just had to comment on Robert Verdi. Are those sunglasses permanently super glued to his fucking bald head?

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Victoria's B'day At Beso

Victoria Beckham celebrates her birthday with soccer superstar husband David Beckham at the trendy Beso restaurant in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Posh, who turns 34 today, dined out with the restaurant owner Eva Longoria Parker and her favorite couple-of-late, Kate Beckinsdale and Len Wiseman.

Eva played fifth wheel! Her basketball player husband Tony Parker was on duty for his team, the San Antonio Spurs.

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Do I Hear Divorce?????

Tony Parker has been accused of cheating on Eva Longoria with a French model.

Alexandra Paressant - who claims she met the 25-year-old basketball player at his wedding to the 'Desperate Housewives' actress in July - alleges she met Parker for sex at Paris' Park Hyatt Hotel on September 29.

Paressant told X17 Online: "I met Tony at Hyatt Park and we spent wonderful moments together.

"We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain positions and thinks that sperm gives you acne."

The brunette beauty - who once dated Brazilian soccer player Ronaldinho - claims she was introduced to Parker by mutual friend, French soccer star Thierry Henry, at the Paris wedding on July 7.

The model alleges three months later, on September 29, they began exchanging sexually explicit text messages and phone calls while French-born Parker was in Paris and he invited her to his hotel.

Paressant claims they then saw each other on several nights until the San Antonio Spurs player left France for Texas, where he lives with Longoria.

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EVA LONGORIA and her husband TONY PARKER have denied reports their marriage is in trouble after the basketball star was alleged to have had an affair with a French model.

On Wednesday (12Dec07), Alexandra Paressant claimed she and Parker had embarked on a two-month affair behind the Desperate Housewives star’s back after the sportsman slipped her his telephone number at his July (07) wedding reception. Paressant was at Parker and Longoria’s French nuptials as the date of soccer hero Thierry Henry.
But Parker has dismissed Paressant’s claims, telling People.com: "I love my wife. She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier." The model’s allegations have been the first major test of the couple’s five-month-old marriage - but Longoria insists she is standing by her man.

She adds, "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband." And in an official statement addressing the claims, the Latina’s publicist, Liz Anderson, says the allegations are "completely, 100 per cent false and untrue."
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Eva Longoria's Sex Tape

EVA LONGORIA has become the latest star caught up in a sex tape scandal after bedroom footage of her and new husband TONY PARKER was reportedly stolen from her home and leaked online.

The explicit tape, which has already started appearing on pay-per-view adult websites, features intimate footage of the newlyweds having sex, according to British newspaper The Sun.
This is the second time the Latina has been linked to such reports - in 2006, Longoria was rumoured to have starred in a Paris Hilton-style sex tape, but it was later proved to be a hoax.
Representatives for both Longoria and Parker have yet to comment.

The news breaks as Longoria appears in a new online spoof sex tape film for website FunnyOrDie.com, in which she bounces on a bed in sexy lingerie with a male pal she calls Perry.

Longoria and Perry also stage a pillow fight and the actress asks, `Alright, are you sure no one’s ever gonna see this?’ She pretended the hoax sex tape was recorded before she landed a job on Desperate Housewives, joking, "I have an audition tomorrow for something called Desperate Housewives," to which her partner scoffs, "That sounds like crap!"

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Finally A Pic Of Eva And Tony Parker's Wedding

Well, not really..... you have to buy the magazine, OK! Weekly... or wait for someone to scan and post it...... interesting how OK! Magazine claims that there were A-lisr guests at the wedding.... like who????

Some highlights of the article:

The ceremony: The couple opted for a traditional Roman Catholic wedding at the Saint-Germain-l’Auxerrois church in Paris. The Rev. Dominic Schubert officiated. “We added the Mexican traditions, with the lazo (large rosary) and the dimes, the Bible readings and the lighting of the unity candle,” Longoria says.

The gown and bouquet: Longoria wore a silk and georgette organza gown and 10-foot train designed by Angel Sanchez and estimated at more than $75,000. The bride carried a bouquet of white phalaenopsis orchid stems and crystal blush calla lilies.

The cake: Asked about the cake a few weeks ago, Parker dismissed reports that it would be imported. It was, however: Sam Godfrey of Perfect Endings in Napa Valley, Calif., created a vanilla-bean pound cake filled with crushed organic raspberry preserves and white buttercream. “You don’t see a wedding cake like this very often,” Godfrey tells OK!. “It has a little flair, but it’s really simple and sophisticated.”

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A-List At Eva Longoria's Wedding

So okay, Eva Longoria got married over the weekend and before we hit up OK! Magazine's article, let go first with the wedding cost, supposedly.

Rumored was that the wedding cake cost $30,000. The reception held at Chateaude Vaux-le-Vicomte was around $50,000 for 5 hours only and can most more should and if the wedded couple decides to stay longer.... but, no worries, OK!Magazine is paying $2 million for exclusive wedding and honeymoon pics, excluding the sex video they will be making during their honeymoon hight..... KIDDING!!!!

So anyways, the OK!Magazine article about the wedding was typical like "ow wow, it was like a fairy tale...yada yada yada..." BUT, there were a couple of things I found really really hilarious:

"The wedding was very emotional," Ryan Seacrest tells OK! exclusively at the reception. "It makes you think... Right now I'm looking at this Chateau and thinking how small my house is by comparison!"

Oh Ryan.... you are such a size queen....

And the best part with the article is this:

Around an hour later, A-list guests like Mario Lopez and Ryan Seacrest rode off to the cathedral in dark red coaches while throngs of fans and well-wishers cheered. "It's like a royal wedding!" one wedding guest tells OK!.

Ryan Seacrest and Mario Lopez are A-LIST???????? Since when? What planet????? Oh dear!!!!!! LOL!!!!! Well, they have to sell magazine, right?

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It Must Be Love After All

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s highly publicized and never-ending wedding continues.

The loved up twosome are set to wed at their lavish French gala this weekend, but first they officially tied the knot today in a required civil ceremony.

The Mayor of Paris personally officiated the ceremony, which was held in City Hall.

A handful of Eva and Tony’s friends and family were in attendance (including Teri Hatcher, Sheryl Crow and Jessica Alba), but this is really only the warm-up to the religious ceremony set to happen on Saturday, which will be held at Paris’s Eglise Saint-Germain l’Auxerrois and followed by an extravagant party at the Chateau Vaux-le-Vicomte, a 17th-century castle famed for its gardens.

Très fantastique!

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Tony Parker Is Just Being French

Where other friends should be celebrating, Eva Longoria's are busy trying to convince her not to get married to Tony Parker. Apparently he is too bossy and discourteous.

“He is just not gracious. He puts himself ahead of her,” a pal tells Page Six. “He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don’t have a good feeling about him.”

Well, let's put it this way, if it doesn't work then they can always get a divorce. It's not as if this 'divorce' thing is anything new.... geezzz...... secondly, Tony is not being bossy, he's just being a true French asshole, if there's any truth to this.

Eva And Mario At Alma.... HOT!!!

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Eva And Tony Did Not Have Sex Yet

Now really ????????!!!!!!!!!! Is "The Last American Virgin" casting that I'm not aware of? If this is true, then I'm the Virgin Mary.

Apparently Eva Longoria will not have sex with her fiance Tony Parker until the wed in July to help him reach the NBA play-offs with the San Antonio Spurs.

She told US chat show host Jimmy Kimmel: "Luckily, we're getting married after the play-offs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way."

Does this mean she's having sex with anyone but Tony and Tony is also having sex with anyone but her?

Hmmmm..... interesting..... really interesting

Eva Longoria Wants Sexy Roles

She's not happy not playing sexy roles.... she knows her sexiness has an expiration date in Hollywood thus wants to do more racy roles to prove what exactly?

She said: "Probably 80 per cent of the scripts I'm sent are dramatic. I've had very few sexy offers, to the point where I'm getting annoyed and going, 'Hey where's the sexy stuff?' I'm going for the sexy roles for as long as I can, because women have an expiration date in this business."

I do love her role in "Desperate Housewives" but with her whining about not getting any sexy roles? Hmmmmm.... so totally dumb unless of course if all you have to offer is being 'sexy' and does not have any talent other than your body.....

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Eva Longoria Supports Jesse Metcalfe

“I was really surprised. I worked with Jesse for a long time and he is the most put together young actor you’ll ever meet. He wants to be responsible and do the right thing. That’s a brave thing and I support him 100 per cent.”

Marcia Cross Hires A Nanny

Kidding !!!!!!

Eva Longoria is seen here delivering gifts to Marcia Cross' twins. Damn, she really doesn't look that good without make-up. You choose which "She" I'm referring to here.

07-07-07 For Eva And Tony

The “Desperate Housewives” star got engaged to the San Antonio Spurs guard in November after a two-year romance that had its ups and downs, and are planning to get married on July 7, 2007, because Parker thinks the date is lucky, according to Us Weekly.

“Tony is extremely superstitious and thinks 07-07-07 is the day most lucky to get married on,” a source told the mag.

The couple plans to get hitched at Château de Chantilly, a “fairy-tale-like” castle north of Paris, reports Us, which adds that designer Monique Lhuillier will create the wedding dress.

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Chateau de Chantilly is a castle in a lake..... pretty romantic and super gorgeous..... I can see why Eva would love to have her wedding here......I might say that this wedding will put TomKat's to shame....

Teri Finds Love

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Teri Hatcher has found true love with Eva Longoria's ex.

The 'Desperate Housewives' star - who has long complained she is unhappy being single - is dating director Stephen Kay, the ex-boyfriend of her co-star.

Teri, 42, gushed to People magazine: "I'm not single anymore. I'm totally in love and it's fabulous.

"I will just say that he's the most beautiful human being on the planet."

Kay accompanied Teri to the Golden Globe awards on Monday night (15.01.07) and the couple are said to have Eva's blessing.

Her representative said: "Eva and her fiancé Tony Parker have never been happier together, and Eva wishes the same happiness for Teri."

When asked if she will join the rest of the 'Desperate Housewives' cast who are all currently married or engaged, Teri said: "Oh please. I'm just happy to be happy. I'm always the last one!"

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JLo - Bestest Latina

JENNIFER LOPEZ has been named one of the world's top Hispanics, beating political leaders and religious figures in a new list.
Magazine People en Espanol featured Lopez on its front cover and inside named her as one of it's 100 Most Influential Hispanics.
Other celebrities featured on the list include ANTONIO BANDERAS, CARLOS SANTANA, EVA LONGORIA, GLORIA ESTEFAN, SHAKIRA, RICKY MARTIN and JULIO IGLESIAS.

Non-celebrities include Venezuelan president and ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro.

Lopez tells the magazine, "Being an example to others is a big part of my work. It excites me to think that I could be capable of changing opinions, or of making people laugh or cry. It's a beautiful facet of the work that we do."

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Engaged - Eva and Tony!!!!!

Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.

"Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "The couple have never been happier."

Longoria, 31, and the French-born Parker, 24, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, met in November 2004. Though they played coy at first, by August 2005, the Desperate Housewives star confirmed they were a couple, asking PEOPLE rhetorically, "What's not to like?"

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