John Mayer Has A New Contract Girlfriend

After Jessica Simpson's contract has expired and realizing that Jessica Simpson was indeed a tranny... KIDDING...thus not renewing the said contract any further, John Mayer has decided to find another beard... I mean girlfriend. Could be it be the ever contract girlfriend of all time, Penelope Cruz?

New York Daily News has this to say:

Pen and her new bff, Shakira, attended an after-party at Hollywood hot spot Parc following John's June 10 concert, according to our witness. But Shaki was nowhere to be found when John was spotted entering Penelope's digits into his phone.

Thank God for Penelope, the patroness saint of all looking for a beard.

JLo - Bestest Latina

JENNIFER LOPEZ has been named one of the world's top Hispanics, beating political leaders and religious figures in a new list.
Magazine People en Espanol featured Lopez on its front cover and inside named her as one of it's 100 Most Influential Hispanics.
Other celebrities featured on the list include ANTONIO BANDERAS, CARLOS SANTANA, EVA LONGORIA, GLORIA ESTEFAN, SHAKIRA, RICKY MARTIN and JULIO IGLESIAS.

Non-celebrities include Venezuelan president and ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro.

Lopez tells the magazine, "Being an example to others is a big part of my work. It excites me to think that I could be capable of changing opinions, or of making people laugh or cry. It's a beautiful facet of the work that we do."

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