John Mayer Has A New Contract Girlfriend

After Jessica Simpson's contract has expired and realizing that Jessica Simpson was indeed a tranny... KIDDING...thus not renewing the said contract any further, John Mayer has decided to find another beard... I mean girlfriend. Could be it be the ever contract girlfriend of all time, Penelope Cruz?

New York Daily News has this to say:

Pen and her new bff, Shakira, attended an after-party at Hollywood hot spot Parc following John's June 10 concert, according to our witness. But Shaki was nowhere to be found when John was spotted entering Penelope's digits into his phone.

Thank God for Penelope, the patroness saint of all looking for a beard.