Tom Cruise The Stalker

Tom Cruise has finally bought Katie Holmes a new prison to the tune of $35 million. The new beautiful prison of Kate is about 10,000 square-feet with tennis court and a pool.

Kate doesn't know that Tom Cruise is also in the process of constructing a tunnel from the new prison to the Beckham's new house where he plans to seduce David Beckham.

Okay not really.

But the Beckham's new home is about 2 minutes away !!!!! If I were the Beckhams, I will immediately find a new place and as far away from Tom as possible.

I swear this guy must be really obsessed with the hotness that is David Beckham. I bet Tom and John Travolta made a bet as to who can bed David first.