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...And He Bit My Leg.

Son: I'm thinking of an animal now.
Mother: Does it live in water?
Son: No.
Mother: Does it live on land?
Son: No.
Mother: Does it live in the air?
Son: No.
Mother: Does it live in the subway?
Son: Yes.
Mother: Is it a rat?
Son: No.
Mother: I give up.
Son: It's a homeless person.

--1 train

Headline by: Johnny Utah

Runners-Up:
· "Better Question: Does It Masturbate in the Subway?" - s m
· "Can We Hunt It for Sport on a Private Island?" - space coyote
· "Don't Feed It... It'll Shit Everywhere!" - Hobo Whisperer
· "Homeless: the Other Other White Meat" - Renee
· "New and Improved -- Now with Rabies!" - greatly amused


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via Overheard in New York, Aug 9, 2007