Tommy Boy Is Determined To Seduce Goldenballs

Blimey mate!!! Victoria Beckham to teach Tommy boy how to talk dirty with a British accent.

“Tom thinks her words and phrases are brilliant. Whenever he’s round there (her LA home) and she says something really English he goes crazy for it and starts mimicking her. He loves the British language because some of the sayings are so quirky. She’ll say things like ‘bloody hell’ and ‘blimey’. And she’ll say ‘come on chaps’ to her sons. Tom loves hearing it all and is building up a bit of an Anglo vocabulary himself.”

Yep.... Tommy Boy is so transparent.... girlfriend is so determined to seduce David using his native language....

In other related news:

Apparently JJ Abrams has asked Tommy Boy to play Captain Pike in the upcoming movie version of "Star Trek".

With Tommy Boy having his own spaceship, JJ Abrams will save tons of money.....

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