When Bad Girls Gone Good

Despite a new proposal, Los Angeles’ top cop says there’s no need to focus on cracking down on paparazzi these days.

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue,” Police Chief William Bratton told KNBC-TV today.

Faded Youth