Not the First Tourists to Spend an Entire Vacation at LaGuardia
Midwestern lady #1: See those trees over there?
Midwestern lady #2: Oh yes!
Midwestern lady #1: Do you think that's Central Park?
Midwestern lady #2 (getting excited): Oh, yes I do! It looks just like the pictures in the guidebook!
(Midwestern ladies proceed to get out their cameras and take pictures)

--Runway, LaGuardia Airport
via Overheard in New York, Feb 5, 2009