The World Is Ending.... Jenna Jameson Is Pregnant

Adult film star Jenna Jameson is going to be a mommy.

“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible," she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. "I'm so happy!"

She adds that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, "are still in a state of shock.

"I'm just saying super healthy," she says. "I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”

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It Will Be A Miracle If This Is True!!!!!!!

Tito Ortiz, we already know how big it is. You don't have to show us. And it's not something you should be proud of.

Don't ask me how this happened, but Jenna Jameson might be pre...preg...pregnant. I can't even type that out. There have been rumors that Jenna is knocked up after she announced her retirement from porn earlier this year.

A source told Page Six, "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything. She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time."

How did they manage that? I'm convinced Baby Huey has roly poly dick and we already know Jenna's coochie played the bat cave in "Batman Begins." You know when he sticks it in, he hears an echo.

And I'm not sure these two should combine genes. She's going to pop out a really skank duck who will never figure out the answer to 2 + 2. The answer is 4, right?

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Jenna Jameson Will Not Spread Her Legs Again... Thank GOD!!!!

The world's most famous adult film star, Jenna Jameson, has officially announced her retirement from porn.

Or has she?

In a true popwreck moment, an emotional Jenna Jameson took the stage at The Mandalay Bay Events Center to present the award for Crossover Star of the Year, which has been renamed in her honor. So now it's the Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year Award, and Jenna was anything but humble in presenting it. "I remember getting in this industry when I was 18 years old .... when there were about 500 people in the audience," Jenna stated, mentioning that "this is huge ... and I feel really proud that I kinda paved the way for this mainstream exposure."

Continuing on her rant, Jenna stated, "It's apropos that this award is named after me ... the crossover star of the year."

With her boyfriend, UFC Legend Tito Ortiz looking on and smiling from the audience, Jenna slammed the tabloids, but said "everything is amazing in my life ... I have a beautiful man (Tito) who takes care of me ... and I know US Weekly said I was done, I was retiring from the industry ... and then I had to come back and talk about the fact that I wasn't done, because Club Jenna is one of the biggest forces in this industry!"

But then Jenna dropped the bombshell of all bombshells at the AVN Awards, when she said "Honesty is key ... and I will never ever ever spread my legs in this industry EVER!"

Jenna then said, as the audience broke into a loud collective boo, "but I love everyone of you, and thanks for the support!"

www.mmanewsdesk.com editor Arturo Collozo Jr., who was covering Tito Ortiz's weekend at the AVN Awards, said he thought Tito was going to have to battle the crowd to get Jenna off the stage safely. "It was a really uncomfortable moment," Collozo stated, "she presented herself as bigger than the industry, but kept calling everyone her family and saying how much she loved them. It was a very odd speech, and no one really knew what to make of it!"

Jenna has vowed to concentrate on her upcoming project with Virgin Comic Books as well as the bar she plans on opening in New York City with Heatherette Fashion designer Richie Rich.

In other related news.... Jenna is not pregnant. Thank you for not reproducing.... the world is a better place knowing she's not pregnant.


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Jenna Jameson Wants Another Skank To Play Her

The porn star previously singled out Scarlett Johansson to play her in a biopic, but has now said she would be happy if Sienna was cast in the role.

Jenna, 33, said: "I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. Sienna Miller would be great too. But I also think Rachel McAdams is amazing." The busty blonde ? who has retired from adult films to focus on running her $30 million-a-year ClubJenna empire, the biopic, a comic book and a clothing line ? had her breast implants removed earlier this month, and feels more confident without them.
Jenna ? who underwent three hours of surgery on August 1 to reduce her breasts from a D-cup to a C-cup ? told Us Weekly magazine: "When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes ? unless I was at an adult film convention. So I thought, ‘Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?’ "Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter. And before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself! "I’m ecstatic about the reduction. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.

"I had my surgery while my boyfriend (33-year-old ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz) was entertaining troops in Iraq. He was so excited, he said, ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’ "

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Too Early For Halloween

So here is Jenna Jameson orking the catwork for "Celebrity Catwalk For Charity" last week.

Sad sad sad..... she looks like a skeleton and it's not even Halloween yet..... sad sad sad..... scary scary scary

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I'm Speechless !!!!!!

Two old looking Eastern European whores at a party..... okay not really.... well they're not from Eastern Europe that is....

Anyways here's Jenna Jameson celebration her 33rd birthday with Paris Hilton at 40 Deuce.

Damn, she's only 33 years old?????? I thought she was like 50.

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Let The Fight Continue

Jenna cries RAPE!!!!! Isn't this fun? But seriously, grow up people!!!!

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Jenna Jameson Defends Her Weight

From Jenna's MySpace:

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me... only because, everyone that is judging me... has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for. This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old jenna back! I'm sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support.
I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can't because of legal proceedings. I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now.
Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard. Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!
xoxoxox
Jenna

Porn Star Wants Hollywood Slut To Play Her

Adult movie star Jenna Jameson is to turn her life story into a movie, with actress Scarlett Johansson her first choice as leading lady. Jameson released her autobiography "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale" in August 2004, which details her career from its start in 1993 right through to her marriage to second husband, Jay Grdina, from whom she filed for divorce on December 12, 2006.

And now the 32-year-old has her sights set on Hollywood. She says, "I'm in talks to make my book into a movie. It looks like we're going to be selling it to a big movie company and go into production next year. We're looking, hopefully, at Scarlett Johansson. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."

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