Damn, not like he wasn't fat before but the latest pic of Kevin "Douchebag" Federline is pretty much gross!!!! Ugh!!!! Remeber how he used to taunt Brit Brit for putting in some bit of a weight???? Well well well, karam is a bitch!!!
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Kevin Federline may be unemployed, but he still owes a ton in back taxes.
According to the Detroit News, the former Mr. Britney Spears owes more than $14,000 to the IRS, and they want him to pay up ASAP!
The IRS has slapped a lien on well fed K-Fed in the tune of $14,371.
He's currently getting $30,000 a month for child support and alimony so it's not like he doesn't have the money (or the time) to take care of the problem.
The IRS filed a $14,371 lien against his company Gooseneck Productions Inc. on May 18 in the Los Angeles County Recorder of Deeds office.
There is now a lien on property he may own as well as any payments he's set to receive. There goes his stripper fund!
Guess its time to dip into the Bank of Britney!
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Britney Spears has reportedly told ex-husband Kevin Federline she'll never take him back - because he's "fat and lacks ambition".
The Toxic singer - who is currently on her Circus world tour - is said to be adamant she doesn't want to rekindle her romance with former dancer Federline, with whom she has two children.
A source tells Now magazine, "Kevin rang Britney to reassure her after he heard she was upset about his new girlfriend Victoria Price. But Brit is convinced he was just rubbing her nose in it.
"She thanked him for calling, but told him he was too fat for her now and that she's holding out for a man she doesn't have to support financially.
"She wanted Kevin to know that he can't affect her any more. He may have been chuckling, but he was left with little doubt that Britney was serious. There was definitely something different and resolute in her voice this time."
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BRITNEY SPEARS' ex-husband is planning a U.S. tour to accompany the pop star's upcoming dates - so the couple's sons can spend time with their mum on the road. Federline was granted full custody of the boys last year (08) after his pop star ex suffered a series of much-publicised breakdowns and medical dramas.
But the dancer/rapper's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan has revealed his client is not averse to planning a schedule around his ex's upcoming concerts, which kick off at the beginning of March (09), so Spears can hang-out with her sons in between shows.
Kaplan tells E! News that Spears will probably see her boys on "pretty much the same schedule that she has now" under the terms of the new agreement.
He adds, "Kevin is working to make them accessible by going on various central locations in various areas of the country. He is doing that because he wants her to be able to have the maximum positive environment around her to assure that the tour will be successful."
Kaplan also confirms Federline is dating former professional volleyball player Victoria Prince, adding, "She is a very solid person, and they are really great together."
The full details of the new custody arrangement are expected to be firmed up by the end of the week (06Feb09).
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Britney's X Factor appearance pulled 12.8 million viewers meaning more than 53 percent of the entire viewing audience tuned into the UK show to see Britney's performance.
Just so you know, that's the most watched X Factor of the whole series.
But we wouldn't expect anything less from Brit. I'm taking it as a sign of tremendous things to come.
In other related news, apparently Kevin The Douchebag is hurt because he's a "mistake".... LOL
Kevin Federline is hurt that his famous ex-wife regrets their marriage.
In her new MTV documentary, Britney: For The Record, pop singer Britney Spears refers to her two year union with the former backup dancer as “a mistake.”
“Instead of following my heart…I just did it for the idea of everything,” the star is heard saying.
Friends say Federline is taken aback that Britney “felt the need to tell people that she viewed their marriage as a mistake,” confidante of Kevin’s has revealed to In Touch Weekly.
Kevin is also miffed his former flame implied that the couples two sons were mistakes as well.
“How will that make the boys feel when they’re older. Kevin thinks it’s pathetic and hurtful for no reason.”
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Kevin Federline has no plans to ask a family court to investigate his son's weekend health scare while in ex-wife Britney Spears's care, his lawyer says.
"We're not going to jump to conclusions right now," attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan tells E!. "I don't anticipate there being a hearing. I anticipate that Kevin and Britney as concerned parents will exchange information and satisfy themselves that what happened was a freak occurrence and do what they have to do to make sure that it doesn't happen again."
Jayden, 2, was hospitalized overnight on Sunday in McComb, Miss., after suffering a "terrible allergic reaction" to something he ingested, a source close to the Spears family tells PEOPLE.
Spears had taken her sons Preston, 3, and Jayden for a family visit to her hometown of Kentwood, La. It was the first time she was allowed to take them out of state since losing all custody earlier this year.
"Kevin was considering going to Louisiana (after the hospitalization)," says Kaplan, "but the information that we had was Jayden was already checked out. There wasn't an emergency."
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Kevin Federline has warned Paris Hilton to stay away from Britney Spears.
The dancer and rapper - who has two children with ex-wife Britney - told the hotel heiress to leave the 'Gimme More' singer alone because she does not need any bad influences in her life.
Kevin reportedly told the socialite at the Las Vegas launch of restaurant and club Lavo he does not want Britney - who recently scooped three gongs at the MTV Video Music Awards - to return to her troubled lifestyle for the sake of his children Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two.
A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "It was quite a chilling warning. She was quite friendly and asked how Britney and the kids are but she won't be asking again."
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Are you effing kidding me? Celebrity boxing is so 2002.
OK! Magazine claims Michael Lohan intends to challenge K-Fed to a boxing match. Michael tells OK! "Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I. It’s for charity."
Why did it have to be a boxing match? Why couldn't it have been who has the beadiest eyes match? Or who can fuck their family member out of the most money match. Or who has the worst shit eating grin match. Hell, make a sport of it, best two out of three.
Michael goes on to say "It's serious boxing. You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association."
C'mon who are you trying to kid, we both know you two are a bunch of pussies. You couldn't box your way out of a paper bag, even if you had an ice pick. I swear to god, if I have to see another has-been celebrity boxing match I'm gonna kick both their asses myself. Let's be real though. They would raise a fist at me and I would run off screaming like Gay Al getting double fisted with no lube.
Remember Vanilla Ice and Todd Bridges? Yeah, old 'nilla got his ass owned. But this fight wouldn't have a clear winner, it would be like watching slow douchebags fighting over an old bus schedule.
Besides, didn't two fuckers get into legal trouble for video taping bum fights? If K-Fed fights as well has he raps (or wrestles), he's gonna get murdered.
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