Look What The Cat Dragged In

Mischa Barton arrived on the set of her TV show The Beautiful Life in NYC yesterday looking like a mangy cat dragged her out from the gutter in front of some crack house. But to play fair (insert queef here), most of us look like this when we've just rolled off of the bathroom floor we passed out on the night before. I won't even give any mirrors the side-eye in the morning, because I just don't want to deal with watching them dry heave. And Mischa is doing better than me, because at least that bitch has a fag stick in her hole. I should be so lucky!

And Mischa wants to you know that's not cellulite on her legs. NO! Those evil doers Photoshopped it or it's the sun playing tricks on her or it's her thighs weeping at the sight of those fugly ass Regal Beagle diaper shorts.

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Ryan Gosling Is Not Into Crackheads

Mischa Barton isn’t wasting any time moving on from British ex Luke Pritchard.

The OC star, 23, has developed an obsession with actor Ryan Gosling, celebrity insiders chuckle. Mischa is reportedly crushing on Ryan with such passionate intensity that frequently calling, texting, and following the 28-year-old hunk around Los Angeles has become a routine part of her day.

Despite Ryan’s on-again, off-again Hollywood romance with his Notebook co-star Rachel McAdams, Mischa is dying to be with Ryan against all odds.

“Mischa is crazy about Ryan. She’s had a thing for him for months and tries to be with him every chance she gets. When he won’t meet her, she just shows up where she knows he’ll be.”

“So far, Ryan doesn’t seem to be too interested, but Mischa hasn’t given up hope!”

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The New Face Of A Crackhead

The new Mischa Barton...Okay, like who gives a fuck about her anyways. She's pretty much useless.

The Next Tara Reid

Actress Mischa Barton suffered an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction last night as she revealed a little more than intended while leaving a fashion show in London.

The star's breast slipped out of her satin red and gold evening gown as she jumped into a taxi after the Fashion For Relief show at the Natural History Museum in South Kensington.

The stunned 22-year-old quickly covered herself up and buried her head in her hands as the car pulled away.

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Mischa Barton Is 'Saving Face'

Former THE O.C. star MISCHA BARTON has denied she was dropped by her agent because she hasn’t landed any big roles since leaving the hit TV show.

The actress was rumoured to have been dropped by the Creative Artists Agency (CAA) - which represents stars including Drew Barrymore and Natalie Portman after failing to land any high profile acting jobs.

She has now joined New York-based Paradigm Agency and a representative for the star insists she made the switch voluntarily.

The spokesperson tells New York Post gossip column PageSix, "Mischa left CAA - she was not dropped."

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No Deal !!!!! Put This Bitch Behind Bars!!!

Mischa Barton will accept a plea deal in her DUI case, sparing her any jail time, a source tells PEOPLE.

The former O.C. star will plead no contest to DUI at her arraignment Thursday in Beverly Hills court, and agree to serve a three-year unsupervised probation term, the source says.

Barton will also be sentenced to a three-month alcohol-education class, and pay a fine of approximately $1,700. In addition, a marijuana possession charge against the actress will be dropped, due to the small amount found. Another charge of driving without a license will be reduced to an infraction, according to the source.

A spokeswoman for the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office would not comment on the case.

The terms of the plea deal, negotiated by Barton's lawyer Anthony V. Salerno, are expected to be signed off on by the court Thursday. Such a deal is common for first-time offenders.

Barton, 22, was arrested for DUI in Los Angeles on Dec. 27, after sheriff deputies spotted her weaving between two lanes of traffic and she failed to signal when making a turn.

On Jan. 10, Barton told Ryan Seacrest's L.A. radio show: "Obviously I'm 100 percent responsible for my actions in this case. I'm really disappointed in myself. I don't know what to say about it, except that I'm not perfect, and I just don't ever intend to do something this stupid again."

God Hates You Too Mischa Barton

Paris the Skank tried this too and it didn't work but Mischa Barton is hopeful that perhaps God or even her two or three fans will forgive her for getting arrested on DUI.

It's like bitch, get real already.... going to church and the paparazzi just happens to be there? PUR-LEEZZZEEEE!!!! Pretty much a photo-op.

What's next? Humanitarian trip to Africa?

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A Night Mischa Barton Will Not Forget

Mischa Barton leaving jail in West Hollywood this morning. Barton was picked up by her mother in a black Mercedes and was given a police escort so no one could follow them. It looks like the night was pretty rough on Mischa.

Stupid girl.

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Bond Girls Wannabes

Mischa Barton is a huge fan of the spy series and has issued a come and get me plea to the makers of the next 007 adventure, tentatively titled ‘Bond 22′.

She said: ‘I’d love to be a Bond girl!

‘I mean, what girl wouldn’t - it’s kind of like a dream.’ If Mischa gets her wish, she will follow in the footsteps of a host of screen beauties, including Halle Berry, Eva Green, Ursula Andress and Honor Blackman.

However, the 21-year-old actress faces some stiff competition from Juliette Lewis.

The ‘Natural Born Killers’ star recently revealed she wants to be a Bond girl and is convinced she could give any of the previous actresses a run for their money.

Feisty Juliette said: ‘Can you imagine me as a Bond girl? Just give me a sword and a bikini and I’m good to go.’ Another reason the actress-and-singer wants to star in a Bond film is because she has a crush on British actor Daniel Craig, the latest star to play the suave spy.

She added: ‘Daniel is a good actor and very easy on the eye so I’d love to say hello and give him a hand shake.’

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Too Many Schrooms Makes You Want Cisco Hanging Nuts

While Mischa Barton's rep are busy denying that she had way too many schrooms and sunny delights, the family are non too happy with her relationship with Cisco's "hanging balls". Okay kidding about the hanging balls.

A source said, "They were angry about her condition. When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler. Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa deliriously saying, 'Cisco,' Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone."

LOL!!!!!! Oh Mischa, you'll never be an actress.... you'll fade into the sunset real soon, like most of your peers....

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Mischa Barton And A Nip Slip

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The Naked Truth For Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton, 21, can’t handle the naked truth about Cisco Adler. A source tells Us Weekly the pair parted ways after nude photos of Adler, 28, surfaced on the Web. This NSFW pic of Adler hanging loose, which turned up among Paris Hilton’s possessions when the contents of the heiress’ unpaid storage locker were posted online at parisexposed.com (the site was later shut down). Says a source, "They had a blowup. She was furious." Barton’s rep had no comment, and Adler’s could not be reached. The former O.C. actress has been dating the rocker since August 2005, two months after she ended her one-year relationship with oil heir Brandon Davis. Adler was once engaged to Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart.

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I bet she was embarrassed. Now people knows that this is the balls Mischa was 'playing' with. EWWWWWWW !!!!!

It's Mischa Barton's Fault For OC's Demise

Mischa Barton was far from surprised when her former series The O.C. was canceled recently - because ratings dropped significantly when she left the show. The 20-year-old star played Marissa Cooper on the teen series and died in a car accident at the end of the last season.

When asked if she was surprised that the show had been axed she told Fox News, "No. They killed me off."

When asked if she had been one of the main reasons that fans tuned into the show, she added, "That's what I think they discovered."

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BTW, sorry about the pic.... I would rather post the pic of Benjamin McKenzie, who I think is a hottie.... anyways, going back to Mischa.... don't you just love it when they are full of themselves? Granted that it could possibly be true, why would you say it? I guess the word 'humble' is never in her vocabulary.... I bet no one will remember her name by end of this year....