Lance Bass Is An Author.... God Help Us All.

First it was the ex Reichen Lehmkuhl who wrote a book about being gay in the military, like we cared unless there were some really really hot sex happening in the shower room, now, it's the fugly washed-up pop singer Lance Bass.

From his MySpace:

“Im not an idiot– I wrote this book so that it might help those out there interested in the music industry, space, and/or coming out story.”

Unless there's some tales about behind-the-scenes encounters with Justin Timberlake, btw is ewwwww, no thanks. Not even when it hits the bargain bins at Barnes & Nobles for $2.99 which will probably be anytime soon.

I'm such a hater...

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Speaking Of Lance.....

Reichen Lehmkuhl will be at Splash on July 19 to peddle his jewelries to the gays.......

Guess Who's Selling Jewelry Nowadays

Reichen Lehmkuhl sure is one hard working homo. The model/reality show star/”actor”/author and alright around boy toy can now add jewelry designer to his laundry list of accomplishments. He’s joined forced with “premier” gay online store, Love and Pride to bring you the recommended daily dose tacky, yet politically active jewelry. Yippee!!

Sure, you may not want to wear something inspired by propellers, but maybe this will change your mind: 10% of the proceeds go to Servicemember’s Legal Defense Network and their seemingly endless struggle to overturn Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

Well, don't hate him for trying to make a living. Most accused him of 'milking' Lance Bass, well now, he's trying this new venture and it's not the first time too....

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Love Triangle - Reichen / Lance / Davis

TMZ Reports:

Since the breakup between Lance and Reichen over the alleged affair Reichen had with MTV "Real World's" Davis Mallory, Bass and Lehmkuhl have kept mum. But now Reichen has spoken out on his MySpace blog, without naming Davis, but referring to his "Latest MEDIA STALKER from Atlanta."

He states that his interaction with "this particlar person" was "brief and of bad judgement," and that Reichen "was warned to stay away from him." Now Reichen wants "him" to stay away.

Back in January, when the reality TV personalities allegedly hooked up, Reichen claims that the unnamed Davis promised him that he would let him talk to Lance before their affair leaked in the media, but news got to Lance before Reichen had a chance. Bass then supposedly dumped Reichen over the transgression. Lehmkuhl sends a final message to the "mystery" man, "Dude, just leave us the hell alone... Stop trying to approach us at parties. LEAVE US ALONE." Meow!

According to E!'s Marc Malkin, this past Thursday, Lance and Davis had an encounter of their own. Sources claim the two ran into each other at the Logo Time Warner Cable Party in Los Angeles and had a little chat. Later that night, TMZ spies spotted Lance with a group of his boybuds at Tiger Heat nightclub in L.A., an 18-and-over club. Lance is so over Reichen, he's now on twink patrol!

A rep for MTV's "Real World" said, "We are not commenting on this."
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Real Reason Of The Break-Up Of Lance And Reichen

Davis (from the Real World Denver) meet Reichen January 19, 2007. They were at Wet Bar in Atlanta . They met, had a few drinks with friends and left for a party at Reichen’s Sheraton Hotel. They DID hook up. Reichen's publicist was there.

But now- Davis and Reichen are just friends and are not in a romantic relationship. It was a one night stand even though Rechein told Davis it meant something and he and Lance were broken up, which wasn't necessarily true.

We all know that it is entirely possible that their break up was due to this incident. Lance found out about Reichen's cheating and starting questioning him about it. Davis got in the middle and now they have ended things. Poor guys.

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Okay, he's way cuter than Lance..... if only he had the money of Lance, huh?

So Over Again.... Lance and Reichen

This time it's really over! Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl have unplugged -- and this time it looks like it's for good.

Amid rumors of Reichen's involvement in "extracurricular" activities, the former 'NSYNCer just updated his MySpace page to reflect that his relationship status now reads "single," rather than "in a relationship."

Bass also changed the song that plays when his page opens. Now, Justin Timberlake's "What Goes Around" plays while you browse Bass' page. This officially puts Lance back on the market ... the first time as a single and out gay man. Lance assured his fans, "I am totally fine ... so don't worry about me."

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Reichen vs Pere, Round 2

I luv this....... Rosie vs Donald.... Reichen vs Perez....

Go Reichen Go Reichen Go Reichen
Anyways, more from Reichen's MySpace

Reichen Homo Alone

Lance Bass hit West Hollywood hot spot the Abbey last week with two reality stars…and neither of them was his boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl. According to Marc Malkin on E! Online’s Planet Gossip, Bass was partying with Janice Dickinson and Queer Eye Jai Rodriguez at the bar. They were “doing shots and dancing!" according to Malkin’s source. However, Reichen says the pair are still together. And c’mon, it’s healthy for boyfriends to go out with their friends. It’s just slightly more awkward when the press tracks every move you make. Not that we’d ever do anything like that.

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Reichen's Response To The Pig

Monday, December 18, 2006

Mario Lavendeira (PerezHilton.com) is a Big (blank) Ugly Liar, an Accused Thief and Criminal


All,

From the Horse's Mouth: Just a friendly reminder that when you read websites like PerezHilton.com, you are reading lies and are being taken advantage of as you make more money for a person who does nothing but fabricate stories to make his site look interesting.

That anyone would trust someone like Mario Lavendeira (PerezHilton.com) who STEALS from photographers, bloggers, and the general population, is beyond me, really. This person is a common criminal.

Contrary to what this ugly wind-bag has reported, I have not broken up with my boyfriend. I did not go home with anyone from "Survivor" from any party. I have not "made out with" anyone at a party while I have been with my boyfriend. The opposite has been written on his site. It is all a complete and blantant lie. This person is a liar. Period.

My book was done before I ever met Lance. I do not date people so that I can "use" them. I'm self-sufficient and happy to be that way. I have served my country, I have made my own money, my own career, written my own books, bought my own homes and other possesions, and I'm proud to be this way, on my own. I am not broke. I am individually financially sound. I date people because I happen to love them. Period.

I will only post this once. This disgusting person and his site makes up blatant lies to create interesting stories. I am one of this criminal's targets. Understand that. So know, from here on out, that if you read anything about ME on PerezHilton.com, you are 99.9% sure to be reading a lie or an exagerrated, incorrect version of something that is 0.01% true.

Merry Christmas Everybody!!

Love, Reichen

P.S. Here is some information on "Perez" and how he stole a check from a friend and deposited into his account while he was using CRYSTAL METH. This guy is a drug addict, criminal, and thief.



"Perez Hilton, of PageSixSixSix fame--but whose real name shall remain verboten because, unlike him, I have some tact--is a total thief.

He got run out of L.A. because he is a meth addict and a thief. The boy had the gumption to steal a check from a friend's apartment and then deposit it into his own account as a third-party check. Like his ass wouldn't get caught.

But tina makes you do stupid things. He did get caught, though I'm not sure what happened with his court case. This happened like eight months ago.

Check fraud, forgery, theft. Then his blog takes off and people in L.A. started posting comments to it about the theft. He deletes them all.

So you heard it here first. If he gets any more famous, tell people not to let Perez get too close to your dresser drawers, because if he is cracked he will steal from you regardless of the consequences."
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Reichen's MySpace

Lance & Reichen Working It Out

From Lance's MySpace:

OK, so that people stop jumping to conclusions and freakin out let me squash a few things.

#1 Yes I am thinking of doing a Xmas album next year. There really isnt any time to focus on a whole slol record, but think I can put together a nice Xmas one! Would love to do a record in the style of Sinatra, Crosby, and Martin. Fun!

#2 Yes Reichen and I have gone through a few rough days.. but instead of dealing with it by ourselves we get the honor of everyone joining in on our pain! lol No worries... I have no doubt things will work out. We are very mature and deal with things the right way. Thank you for all your concerns! It does mean a lot when so many of you are begging us to stay together! Just please don't believe most the hype you read... like us opening up the relationship?! What the hell does that mean anyway? I mean I think I know what that means... and if it is.. then the answer is def NO!

again thanks for all the concerns... peace and hair grease! LB

Lance And Reichen Broke Up

Now that Lance Bass came out, and in the process gave boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl’s book the boost it needed, the gay couple are calling it quits. Reichen is a player, but then again, how many gay couples statistically stay together for very long. Lance will be okay. Sources say it was a mutual split since the two were constantly fighting towards the end. How ironic that there is a "player registration" sign on the window over Lance’s right shoulder.

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Reichen / Lance: A Whatever News

New York’s Thursday night gay dance party Distortion Disko, held at Duvet, is officially over. According to our own Michael Musto, the party’s promoters, Josh Wood, Kenny Kenny, and DJ Larry Tee, say in a special Web Extra to Musto’s Village Voice column that Duvet’s management tried to strong-arm them into throwing a party for Lance Bass (which “obviously would be very tacky,” according to Wood) and later revealed the shindig was for Bass’s boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl, and his new book (“which means no one would go,” Wood added). When Duvet wouldn’t back down, the trio quit. For their part, Duvet says they were up-front about the party from the beginning and that the promoters’ actions forced the club to cancel the event at a significant financial loss. No word on a new venue for the weekly happening, but we’re pretty sure Lance and Reichen won’t be attending.


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