No Jail Time For Pete

British rock star Pete Doherty has been fined 770 pounds (1,144 euros or 1,523 dollars) and banned from driving for four months for possessing illegal drugs, including crack cocaine and heroin.

The 27-year-old Babyshambles frontman was sentenced at Thames Magistrates Court in east London Monday after pleading guilty to counts of possessing heroin, cocaine and crack cocaine, and to two counts of possessing cannabis.

It like WTF???!!! That is not really a good message they're trying to say.... So to all addict, head to the UK were they tend to brush off possession of any drugs as nothing like having aspirin in your pocket.

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Federline Wants Britney's Money

Like ah DUH!!!!

Britney Spears's childhood sweetheart has attacked Kevin Federline, calling him "negative" and saying he wants her money.

Jason Alexander grew up with the pop star in Louisiana and was her first husband, although they were only married for three days. The pair still talk, however, and he claims he spoke to her about the ongoing divorce last week.

“I have always loved her and I always will," Alexander told The Sun. "It’s best for everyone that Kevin and her have split. She is much more confident now.

“I was really shocked when she married Kevin. I figured it was a fling that would fly over. I never thought she’d marry him. He always seemed so negative."

He also claimed that Federline's application for custody of the couple's children Sean Preston and Jayden James is an attempt to increase his pay-off from the divorce settlement.

“The custody thing is to up the amount he gets from her," he explained. "There is no way that he will get it. It’s all about the money.

“From what I understand he’s already doing his thing. He’s been asking beautiful women to join him backstage on tour. He’ll get hold of pots of money and be off having a good life."

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Britney's First Husband Speaks Out

In yet another news about Britney, Jason Alexander confirms that she is indeed bi... had sugery after giving birth to the second child, yada yada yada... if you really are interested to read the interview then feel free to click here.

Britney Is Becoming Paris

Britney Spears is behaving more like her soon to be ex-husband, Kevin Federline, than a pop princess on the verge of a career comeback.

Fresh from her split from the club-hopping Federline, Spears looked hip and wholesome weeks ago in a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show and while ice skating in New York's Rockefeller Center in a Gap sweater. But now she's unleashing her inner wild child, running around with party girls Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, sporting unflattering hair extensions and flashing her apparently panty-less crotch to the paparazzi. (Be prepared to cringe if you dare to view the uncensored photos, splashed unceremoniously across the Web).

"She's a beautiful girl and now that she's single and she's having fun, I think she's just trying to express herself," said New York-based celebrity image consultant Amanda Sanders. "Unfortunately, it's the wrong message that's coming across. And the shame is she was really such a role model."

Spears, who turns 25 on Saturday, and Hilton were inseparable while hitting L.A. hotspots over the holiday weekend. People magazine reported Wednesday on its Web site that the duo will co-host the 2006 Billboard Music Awards, scheduled to air live in Las Vegas on Monday (Fox, 8 p.m. EST).

Representatives for Hilton and Spears did not respond to messages Wednesday.

Oh dear... she's now a HO like Paris. Poor kids.....

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Show Pictures

Here are some publicity pictures of last week's show in Italy. I still can't get it how Tom Cruise looks like he's the same height as Kate Holmes.

But whatever.

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Katie Holmes Lingeries Spending Galore

Katie Holmes is getting a fabulous Armani gown for her wedding — and looks like what she’ll be wearing under that gown won’t too shabby, either. Tom Cruise’s bride-to-be went to La Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood and spent more than $3,000 on lacy underthings, more than $1,000 of which was for a “bridal collection” set. Among the purchases: a Chantilly lace bridal collection, reports a source. Among the goodies: a bra that cost $440, a $340 thong, a garter belt for $220, and silk stockings that went for $95 — for a total of $1,190. Additionally, Holmes picked out a silk nightgown with a matching robe trimmed with ostrich feathers that set her back $620, a lace bra with Swarovski crystals for $380 and matching thong with crystals for $175, as well as two sets of silk pajamas and matching robes at $425 each. “They weren’t all white — and they certainly weren’t virginal,” says the source. “But she’s a mom, so I guess that’s appropriate.”

So, is she going to wear all these or share it with Tom. I even wonder if Tom will even get to see her in these. Mostly, all Tom will see is the bill.

Oh well.

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Carol Channing Hates Gay People

Homos may idolize Carol Channing, but the Broadway legend doesn't seem to feel the same way about us. When asked about her very large gay following by the Gay People’s Chronicle, the octogenarian decided it would be a good idea to wax religious and righteous. “I don’t think about them. I’m grateful that they seem to like me. They’re terribly loyal to me. But I’m knee-deep in the Bible and you know what it says about that,” she admonished. Even after realizing the interview was for a gay publication, she went on to dig herself a deeper hole. When asked her opinion on the fight for gay rights, the Hello, Dolly! star simply said, “I don’t think about it. If they can’t take care of their own problems, why should I bother. It’s not my problem.”

Wow!!! That was a bit harsh and pretty judgemental. And who said getting older mean getting wiser too. That old bitch!!!!

Now isn't Ru Paul fab!!!! Ru Paul should show this old bat a thing or two.

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Rachel Weisz Says It's Okay To Drink When Pregnant

Oscar-winnng actress Rachel Weisz has sparked controversy by saying it is acceptable for pregnant women to drink alcohol like a glass of wine after the first three months.

Of course with comments like that, it was bound to stir some people up like medical experts who described such comments as "ill-informed" and "dangerous".

British-born Miss Weisz added: "I mean in Europe they drink it".

And of course another comment like that... well you know how that goes. Sharon Fleisher, founder of the National Organization of Foetal Alcohol Syndrome said: "She is also wrong about Europe because as of October 2007, France are putting warning labels on all stock in the shops."

Mom of Accuser Admits Fraud

What people do for money?

The mother of a boy who claimed Michael Jackson molested him, leading to last years' sensational trial drama, pleased no contest Monday to welfare fraud.

In California, pleading "no contest" is like admitting that you're sorry ass is guilty.

The 38-year-old woman, whose name by marriage is Janet Jackson, was ordered to perform 150 hours of community service and repay more than $8,600 to the county social services department.

Superior Court Judge Barbara Johnson told the woman her charge will be reduced to a misdemeanor if she pays restitution and completes the community service. She is scheduled to be sentenced April 27, prosecutors said.

Janet Jackson's defense attorney Particia J. Hattersley cited that her client had a valid defense but chose to plead no contest so she can move on with her life.

Now that's so funny. What valid defense? Craziness?

Defense attorney also mentioned that "she doesn't want to put her family and her children through a major trial".

Double funny. This woman, Janet Jackson, is an opportunist bitch pretty much in the league of K-Fed, Anna Nicole Smith and Heather Miller.

Now that's credibility for you. I swear!

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Spiderman is a Father

Spider-Man star Tobey Maguire and his fiancée, jewelry designer Jennifer Meyer, welcomed the birth of their first child, a daughter, on Nov. 10 in Los Angeles, Maguire's rep confirms to PEOPLE.

"Let's just say this is truly the best time of my life," Meyer, 29, told USA Today recently. "I'm walking on air. I'm getting married, starting a family and have an amazing company." (Jennifer Meyer Jewelry fans include Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Kidman.)

Maguire, 31, is equally thrilled about Meyer's success. "I'm so happy for Jen," the actor, who's been busy filming Spider-Man 3, told the newspaper. "It's been a really exciting year watching her creative process come to life."

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Whatever News: Jude and Sienna Call It Quits

Jude Law and Sienna Miller, the world's most indecisive couple, have finally "split up for good," according to a source in People. "It's a mutual decision. They have definitely come to the end of the road," says a pal of the actor. Reps refused to comment on the split, but it's certainly not the first time the pair have split, and it might not be the last. Apparently Jude's devotion to his children (which he had with Sadie Frost, not Miller) and his continued closeness to Frost caused issues in the relationship.

No comment.

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Religion Is Poison According To Elton John

Okay not reallyt but close. I swear this guy is turning into a tired bitter bitchy old queen... okay not turning but is already one since ages ago.

Reuters reported:

Elton John has said organised religion should be banned because it promotes homophobia and turns some people into "hateful lemmings".

"I would ban religion completely, even though there are some wonderful things about it," the singer said in an interview with the Observer newspaper on Sunday.

"Religion has always tried to turn hatred towards gay people. It turns people into hateful lemmings and it is not really compassionate."

In an interview, he said his "bad temper and irrationality" emerged only when he was tired.

With that, we can not say that Elton John is very very very tired.

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Reichen / Lance: A Whatever News

New York’s Thursday night gay dance party Distortion Disko, held at Duvet, is officially over. According to our own Michael Musto, the party’s promoters, Josh Wood, Kenny Kenny, and DJ Larry Tee, say in a special Web Extra to Musto’s Village Voice column that Duvet’s management tried to strong-arm them into throwing a party for Lance Bass (which “obviously would be very tacky,” according to Wood) and later revealed the shindig was for Bass’s boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl, and his new book (“which means no one would go,” Wood added). When Duvet wouldn’t back down, the trio quit. For their part, Duvet says they were up-front about the party from the beginning and that the promoters’ actions forced the club to cancel the event at a significant financial loss. No word on a new venue for the weekly happening, but we’re pretty sure Lance and Reichen won’t be attending.


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Madonna Quote Featured

Madonna has supplied some quotes to be used on the sleeve notes of the new ABBA release Number Ones - one of her quotes was also used in the press advertising for the album - Standing still when you hear ABBA is impossible.

Here is further news on the Madonna quote featured on ABBA's album:

Queen of Pop Madonna has heaped praise on iconic Swedish band Abba, saying their 'timeless' music not only rejuvenates her, but also continues to inspire her.
'Abba's timeless music continues to inspire me. It's joyous. Standing still when you hear Abba is impossible,' The Sun quoted the pop diva as saying.
'When I started recording my Confessions On A Dance Floor album, Stuart Price (her producer) and I played their music constantly,' she added.
'Hung Up is my homage to their contribution to music,' said the 48-year-old who has recently got into a controversy over her attempt to adopt tot David Banda from a Malawian orphanage.

See? She's not selfish at all.

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Cruise, Holmes... A Castle Wedding?

And yet another speculation.... a medieval castle near Rome is rumored to be the place where the wedding will take place.

Odescalchi, a castle that has been graced by kings and queens and pope could be it but a receptionsit at the castle told Reuters that there was no such booking.

So like whatever..... I am so over this.... let them get married wherever and whenever they want....GEEZ!!!!!!

Yet Again... Cruise-Holmes Saga

It'sbeen rumored that Cruise and Holmes are to get married at Giorgio Armani's Italian Villa and not Clooney's.

Hell, why not? The two will be wearing his clothes anyways for the said affair.

Unless something more interesting will come out, I really don't care anymore.... not that I did.