White Trash To Write A Book

K-Fed is prepared to write a steamy, scandal-filled book about his estranged wife that could include shocking details about wild drinking, alleged drug use, her sexual attraction towards other women -- as well as her supposed belief in time-travel, according to the new issue of Star.

However, the aspiring rapper may not write the book if he gets what he wants in a divorce settlement from his famous wife.

"Kevin is either hoping a publisher will pay him big money for the book," a source told the tab, "or that Britney will cough up more cash than what's in their prenup [an estimated $360,000 in spousal support plus $7 million from the sale of their Malibu, Calif., home] to keep him from spilling the beans."

What exactly is there to know more about Britney? She's a drunken slutty bisexual vajayjay-showing BFF of Paris Hilton, whom she has become? PLEASE!!!!!! By the way, isn't blackmail illegal?

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