Heidi Montag Is A Virgin And I'm The Virgin Mary

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were guests on Ryan Seacrest's show this morning. Now, Heidi starts going off about being a Christian and leading a Christian life and how Spencer just wants to marry her so he can have sex with her because she is saving herself for marriage and Spencer is saving himself for some cute boy from West Hollywood. No, not really.

As far as you know. Anyway, in the world that is Heidi and Spencer, they sleep together every night, in the same bed, and Spencer says they place pillows between them so they don't touch.

Riiiggggghhhtttt!!!!! What bullshit is this???? I swear these two publicity whores are way too much and should disappear from this world.... what a total waste of air these two.

Speaking of which, Heidi Montag is not only a virgin but she compares herself to Jesus Christ!!!! She told the Chicago Sun-Times of her feud with Lauren:

"There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?"

Burn in hell bitch!!!!!!

CDAN