Tommy Boy Is Really A Tommy Girl?????

Stories about Tom Cruise’s sexuality have haunted his career, but a private investigator says he knows the truth.

In the upcoming issue of In Touch Weekly, the man who has tracked every one of Tom’s man-loving ways dishes ALL!

Not coincidentally, this news comes just as Tom celebrates his one year wedding anniversary with Katie Holmes.

CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?!?

Wow In Touch is pretty gutsy for such a cover. Don't they know that Tommy Boy is the Alien Queen and He'll destroy everyone responsible for such a cover and article and everyone who reads it???? Mass abduction!!!!!!

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